סרטון מהטלוויזיה האוקראינית: יהודים בחוף הים
דקה 11
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The Life Show Zhenya, it's so good that this year we decided not to save money on vacation, but rented a beautiful hotel room. Yes, it was necessary to come to Odessa for two years, to live in some kind of a strange apartment for crazy money. And in this apartment you had to pay for everything.
And this terrible smell of fried fish, I think I still smell it. And this crazy owner who constantly fried it and then sold it. Fried fish! Fried fish! Fried fish! Fried fish! No, no, not this one.
Fried fish! Fried fish! Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to your attention a wonderful drum. What a good boy, Zhenya. Let's buy a fish from him.
Boy, boy, how much is your drum? 200 hryvnias. Well, for a kilogram it's not expensive. It's for a thing.
What? We will not pay 200 hryvnias for one fish. Come on, greedy aunt. Just for you, one fish is 50 hryvnias.
Oh, little speculator. Okay, give us one fish. Here.
What is it? For 50 hryvnias you can catch one fish yourself. Moreover, it is not here anymore. We fried it all.
Who are you such a smart boy, dad or mom? I'm an orphan. I'm collecting money to feed my little brothers and sisters. Poor boy.
Zhenya, let's give him some money. Come on, boy, here's your money for being such a good boy. Fried fish! Fried fish! Hello again! As you can see, my greetings are free for old acquaintances.
Zhenya, this is the third year of this nightmare. Son, how is our family business going? Wait, wait, what son? You said you were an orphan. Well, something like that.
This is a competent marketing move. Son, you already offered these people our fish. Yes, dad, but they decided to take a fishing rod.
That's right. The main thing is that they don't get off the hook now. Residents of Odessa, don't swim for the fish.
If you drown, you'll get a fine of 200 hryvnias. Buy clean Odessa air. Only for 200 hryvnias.
We won't trust your old Odessa divorce. You come to Odessa for the third year. Believe me, you don't understand old Odessa divorces.
Son, by the way, how's my money? Here, dad, my debt. What? You're giving your son a debt? Yes, and notice, without interest. I owe my father an apartment.
What? You're lending your son an apartment? Not all of it, part of it. He built a small house out of cardboard and lives in it. Then what should I pay for? But it's dad's land.
Listen, deal with your son yourself, we'll go to another beach. Goodbye. Wait, wait, wait.
I have a unique offer for you. Beach all-inclusive. How's that? You pay 100 hryvnias each and rest here all day for free.
And all for free? All for free. Everything's included. Fine.
Not expensive. Here you go. For the two of us.
Here you go. Good. You also need to pay for the sunbeds.
But you said it's all free. For me, yes. The sea is free, the sun is free, the sand is free.
And the sunbeds are part of my son's activities. Then I'll lie on the sand. I've already paid for it.
100 hryvnias for you. For what? I'll tell you where the beaches are. There's no poop.
Now we have to go swimming in the sea. I don't recommend swimming here. The sea is very dirty here.
And where's the clean sea? That's paid information. For 100 hryvnias I'll show you where the clean sea is. Thank you.
We're not interested in this information for such money. No, Zhenya, the clean sea is very important. Pay him.
Show me where the clean sea is. Over there. Where? Over there, in Egypt.
The sea is clean there. Corals, fish. Are you kidding me? Zhenya, don't give him a penny more.
You won't get a penny more. Aren't you ashamed? I'm going to college. To college? Yes.
And where will he study? At the best and most expensive teacher. At his dad's. We want to relax without you.
We want to look at the sea, listen to the seagulls. You have to pay for the seagulls. We won't pay for the seagulls.
Did you hear? They won't pay for you. Did you see? They flew away. Really? Of course, they want to eat, too.
50 hryvnias for a changing room. 20 hryvnias for a towel. 300 hryvnias to look at Zhanna and Holozhoba.
Okay, okay, I got it. Let me buy you something to keep you away from us. Buy some medicine for the stomach.
Boy, we don't need medicine for the stomach. Have you tried our fish? A little. I highly recommend you to buy some medicine.
We don't need your medicine. Okay, if you don't want the medicine, buy some rapans. They are also very clean.
Buy some Panama for 200 hryvnias. Otherwise, you'll get a headache and start braiding. Boy, what Panama for 200 hryvnias? We came to Odessa to have a cheap vacation.
To have a cheap vacation in Odessa? Well, now you're braiding. Okay, listen. Why do we have to pay you for everything? It's just such a time now.
It's called the resort season. The resort season? You know what? You're already fed up with your resort season. I'm tired of this.
Give me money, give me money. I'm already nervous. Calm down, listen to Rakushka.
100 hryvnias for you. No, Rakushka. Everyone wants to eat.
By the way, don't you want a photo with a monkey? Where's your monkey? No, no, no, thank you. We won't pay for a photo with your son. Okay, can I take a photo with you? Why? For memory.
For free? Of course. Well, you can do it for free. Son, go, go, go.
Son, as they taught you. Ah, Tinolya, come here. Look what a memory.
Your first suckers. Wow, dad! What? Can I post this photo on the Internet? Of course, honey. No, we forbid you to post this photo on the Internet.
But this is our photo. You didn't want to pay. Zhenya, buy this stupid photo.
How much does your photo cost? 200 hryvnias. Here's the money. And give me the photo right now.
You know, you did a bad job here. I'll just delete it. Zhenya! Crayfish, crayfish.
Yesterday there were small crayfish for 3 hryvnias. Today there are big crayfish for 5 hryvnias. Well, at least you have crayfish at a normal price.
Give me 10 hryvnias. These are other vintage Odessa jokes for 50 hryvnias per thing. Enough! Enough! Scream to your horn! My horn! I want to scream to it.
If it were yours, you would scream to it yourself. Do you understand? Zhenya, please, buy this horn from him. How much does your horn cost? 1000 hryvnias.
How much? Why not 2? Okay, 2. Give me at least 1.5. We traded so well. Give me the horn. Please.
Here you are. Here you are. See, dad? I told you that trading with horns on the beach is profitable.
Good girl. We will complain. Exactly, we will complain to you.
Complain? Here you are. A complaint book. Do you have a complaint book? Of course, I am a law-abiding citizen.
Give it to me. I will file a complaint against you. Zhenya, do you have a pen? I don't.
I have. Give it to me. 50 hryvnias.
How much? 50 hryvnias for one pen? As you wish. I don't feel sorry for such a complaint. Give it to me.
She doesn't write. Horns are sold separately. 500 hryvnias.
Take your book away. See, dear? In 30 years of work, I haven't received a single negative complaint. I will complain to the court.
Here they are. I have no words, only expressions. Listen, you... No, you... Boy, close your ears.
There is no need to close anything. To swear in front of a child is 500 hryvnias. Yes! We will file a complaint against you and your community.
I'm not a part of it. I wonder why. They charge crazy money for membership.
What can I say? Such a people. Lika, I can't stand it anymore. Let's not come to Odessa.
Let's go to Zatoka, to Berdnyansk or to ZhP. No, Zhenya. Next time we will go abroad so that you won't be there.
I beg you. We are everywhere. I can't.
See, boy? To pretend to be a Jew for business is very profitable. I see, uncle. Renting a hat is 100 hryvnias per hour.
Renting a boy is 200 hryvnias. You learn fast, boy! Let's go!
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